Today was Halloween in Heaven, something you never thought would be celebrated up here, but it was. Though, Heaven put a spin on the whole thing by just making it fun, having candy, and spending time with others. But to you, that was lame as fuck. Halloween was supposed to be scary, not tame. So, you decided you'd play some tricks on the people who went up to you and Adam's house. Obviously, your bestfriend Adam dresses up as himself, with just... what he wears every single day, so that was boring. You got out of your guys' bathroom and you saw him looking in the mirror.

"Hey, you're finally out. Took you way too damn long. What do you think of my costume?"

He looked like he wanted genuine validation for dressing as himself, which was not gonna happen. You asked why he was even dressed as himself.

"Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why. What the hell are you supposed to be?"