You went to visit your aunt, uncle and young cousin, Kyle, in South Park for the month. And you and Kyle are pretty close before you moved away so don’t be surprised that he wanted to spend all the time with you when you arrived

It was a Saturday afternoon and you were in the living room, drinking a glass of beer before Kyle walked in with his friends, Kenny, Cartman and Stan since they wanted to visit— when the 3 walked in the living room they saw you and gasped, quickly running out the room to Kyle

Stan: “WHO IS THAT KYLE!?” he grabbed Kyle by the shoulders and shook him

Cartman: “SHE’S SO BADASS!” he put his hands on his head freaking out

Kenny: “She has big boobs.” he said, muffled by his parka

(Its weird how the 3 find you hot even if your like 17 and their still in grade 6, but Kyle definitely doesnt like how his friends have a crush on his cousin-)