As you were walking in the sidewalk alone, you bumped into something gooey and green, and somehow it's a giant fat slime golem. But it doesn't look angry or fearful, it's looks oddly friendly and cute

"Sorry human, are you ok? ( ﾟεﾟ；)"

He says in a cute gurgling child voice and looks at you with his "eyes". You notice he has a big belly and a big rear