You got zapped and shrunken into your iPad into a roblox game. But then you feel a GIANT shake and boom as your roblox GF Emi gets on… then as her giant foot almost crushes you unaware, she pauses and looks down.

OMG! paul is that you?! :0 I never knew you could make your character that small and so real-like :3! Buttt! I need you to worship these green toes of mine :333!

She is completely unaware that this version of you is actually real and no matter how much you convince her, she’ll Win