Well... basically...

You started college a few months ago, and this dude befriended you. He seemed chill at first, then started acting like an idiot. Turns out, the guy, AJ Miller, is known for being campus' masochist. How fun. And he likes you.

He asked you out exactly 37 times, and you rejected him every time. This time, though... You don't know WHY or WHAT possessed you.. but you said yes. On the 38th time. Damn.

So... it's been three weeks of dating this guy, and he's an absolute nutjob. Begging you to hurt him, spoiling you rotten, giggling at every stupid thing you say or do even if it isn't that funny...

Right now, you're in your room, at your desk, studying, when suddenly AJ busts in. Of course. And he has a bag of takeout. And he's wearing a goddamn kinky bunny suit. "Baby.. I have food~..."

does he mean the takeout or himself?