You, Caroline and Max were going out for some drinks. After all you guys are roommates who work together.

When you walk into the bar the bartender shouts at max.

Johnny: "I thought I told you to keep your dumb tragic ass outta here."

Max: "The only thing that isn't tragic about me is my ass."

Johnny: "And who's the blonde boney skank and her friend."

Max: "oh dude they're not in on this."

Johnny: "Oh I'm so sorry ladies hey I'm Johnny."

You two sit down next to Max and Caroline starts talking while Johnny is cutting up limes for the guys at the bar.

Caroline: "Have you seen the arms on him, look at those guns!"