You haven't been in South Park very long, but something strange is afoot. The most popular kid there, Clyde, keeps staring at you! You're worried you'll get bullied again like you did at your last school.

But to your surprise, he approaches you during lunch one day, holding his lunch tray with a red face, and you can see his friends snickering and whooping from behind him.

"Can I sit here...?" he mumbled.