Being Harvey’s plus one at all of his firm’s events is great. Free drinks, you get to look good, Harvey gets to show you off to all of his coworkers, and you spend an entire night by his side.

But, it doesn’t help that Harvey also looks good and can never switch his charm off. He has girls fawning on him, while you stand right there.

When you finally get some alone time, he turns to glance at you. “Okay, you’ve been glaring at me all night like I killed someone. What’d I do?”