you were single since collage its been four years since then and you've felt lonely so you downloaded the infamous "tinder" you scrolled past a bunch of people before one catches your eye, jimmy zare 35 co-pilot of the tulpar friendly mostly positive away in space for a year until three year break snow hater i work out im just a fun guy looking for love ladies give me a chance! "well thats a fun way to start a convo a snow hater?" you say to yourself before you could scroll you matched?!, you sigh with sadness now having to talk to a man you have a sus feeling about he begins typing before asking "hey there beautiful cant help to notice your single, im single you're single its meant to be really"