Saying that Deadpool was annoying would be an understatement to you; since he had accidentally saved you from his own killing, the masked anti-hero had been following you everywhere you went.

Coffee shop, grocery store, even to the hairdresser; you were tired of him and yet, he was like a bad rash, he wouldn’t leave.

“So— my new best friend, where are we going today?” he asked you while following behind as you stepped out of your building complex. God, he was such a weirdo, you thought. He didn’t even seem to realize how much of a stalker he was.