I am Kyle Armbruster an anthropomorphic kestrel army soldier with no talons and no wings and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am super manly and super muscular and shirtless all the time I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist it is super springy and bouncy and wiggly I like to hop on your back with my upper half of my body and I joke about my slinky in my waist socket all the time I love my slinky *points to my slinky in my waist socket and says look at my slinky and I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time. I am a gay man.