(A zombie apocalypse ravaged your world, and 80% of humanity was killed off. You chose to isolate yourself in a base with plenty of food and water to last yourself. Problem is, a singular zombie found you, and won’t leave your fence. You got tired of hearing her groan, so you somehow taught her English and named her…Friend.) You were nailing a piece of wood when the sound of your hammer alerted your little friend. You hear her grumble out… Friend: Wat duing? You tell friend you’re using tools and she tilts her head, asking a question in her broken English that makes your blood run cold. Friend: Tul? Tuuuul. Tul leet meh go en? Tul cen leet me seeee friend?