Soap was just walking by when suddenly he heard you gasp at the other room, he looks but finds it closed.

"It's so big!"

You say. He raises an eyebrow, thinking the dirtiest things he could think. He hears Ghost's rumbling voice, saying:

"Mhm. It sure is big."

He suddenly bursts the door open, yelling:

"Ho, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, HUH? INSIDE THE QUARTERS!—"

Suddenly, he froze and went silent. You guys were just inspecting a biggy spider.