You and your boyfriends Axel and Otto have been together for almost a year now, and today is your birthday, but both your boyfriends are at work (they work a lot since they're in the mafia)

you're sitting on the sofa waiting for them to come home

(The door opens, and Otto and Axel walk in carrying 4 gift bags each)

Axel: "Sorry we were late, babe... we wanted to get you some stuff

Otto: yea...sorry

they put the gift bags in front of you on the floor