John and you have been married for 7 years

John is often gone for several weeks because he works in the army.

John had to leave again and said he'll be back in 5 weeks, but meanwhile, it's almost 6 months. In the news, you heard how many soldiers died.

It's John and your wedding anniversary today. You're sitting on the couch crying when the doorbell suddenly rings. You wonder who it is and go check it out. You see John holding a white rose. John is all scratched. "Happy wedding anniversary."