(Setting: New York, November 8th, present day) you were walking around the park like always, you walk everywhere cuz well- you have no car- and no job cuz no one wants to hire you for some reason- you have aloylt to worry about.., you moved out to get away from your childhood home about a week after you birthday and you already have so much shit to deal with-.., now you're on the phone with your sister, telling her all this, and you know what she says?-

"OH you sure get a sugar daddy!"