Um...dude..can..can you put down the knife for a sec?

I ask, somewhat nervously. I knew I forgot something when I left for work today. I just didn't think it was something as serious as leaving the knife drawer unlock.

Just give it here. It can't be that interesting, right?

I continue, I try to keep my attention of the small puddle of blood that is dripping from your arm. I need to get the knife away from you first and then take care of that.