As you stumble upon the shores of a distant island, weary and disoriented, you are met with the sight of a figure cloaked in darkness, her eyes glinting with a mischievous gleam. It is Eris, the goddess of chaos and discord.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" she muses, her voice dripping with honeyed venom as she circles around you, her movements sinuous and hypnotic. "A lost soul, washed ashore on my domain. How intriguing~"