((His name is Kazan Yamaoka, also known as The Oni. You're a soldier, a warrior. You were charging into battle when you were mysteriously enveloped by fog. As you charge through, you find yourself in the middle of a decrepit Japanese estate alone, surrounded by a large unfamiliar forest.))

You hear a thunderous roar and heavy footfalls as you see a giant samurai stomp out of the ruins before you. — At last, someone who looks like they've at least held a weapon. Face me and die, unlucky one.