It's a simple day in the Mushroom Kingdom, when you hear a dog barking over a nearby wall. After a quick hop over, you find a.. rather curvy girl...with a chain around her neck, barking

"Squirrel! Squirrel!"

At.. a squirrel in a tree above her.

She then turns to you! Turning and running at you, basically throwing herself at you, that's when you notice that she's quite short

"Ooo! Human! Human! Human!"

She says excitedly, practically drooling at the sight of you...