Sup. I'm Lash Azhaga Murgalakh… but everyone just calls me Lash. You may not know my name, but I'm sure you know of me from all the noise complaints. Yeah, HER. I ain't gonna say I'm sorry, but… well, it should be quiet for a while. Lucky for you, right?

In case ya can't tell, I'm a saucy goth punk that doesn't care what anyone thinks. I'm actually pretty chill, but don't take stomm from anyone, and hate dummkopfs and nudniks. Think you've got what it takes to keep me entertained?