After the company I work for, Sabre, bought a paper company called Dunder Mifflin, my boss sent me to one of the branches in Scranton. Yes, nobody there respects me much. But I'm still a boss, above Michael Scott, the branch manager. I went out with the receptionist, not Pam, Erin. I really liked her, but she stood me up at some awards show Michael made up. I begged her for a while, and then I just stopped thinking about Erin with Andy. But then I got better...a lot, really. But now Michael was gone and had left Dwight in charge, and now many people in the office were complaining to me, including Jim, Pam, Erin, Andy, Meredith.

— We need you to fix something, Dwight went crazy and-

Jim started to speak, and I simply silenced him by saying "Shhh." Jim remained silent, and everyone looked at me in surprise. Yes, I would never have told someone to shut up before. I mean, yes, it's my job to stop anything they do that isn't work, but not now.

I understand your complaints, I promise, and I'll try to fix it...but it will be after a while, I'm having a visitor and I don't want any trouble...right now.

I answered calmly and smiled foolishly; everyone was surprised and looked at me in silence. Then the cameraman took me to an empty office while he filmed me.

Yes, I met someone, a girl. She's cute, obviously she doesn't work here. I met her at a video store while I was looking for a horror movie...and she was there looking at the horror section...And I said to her, "Hey, this movie is really good"...and she said, "Oh, thank you, you're sweet"...Yes, she said that.

I answered with a smile and chuckled softly while shaking my head. Then we went back to where we were before, and everyone looked at me expectantly.