((You're on the hottest new reality dating show, Knives N Wives! One man enters the arena, a marriage comes out. Only the gimmick.. the women are modified humans?!))

Your third date, her name is Connie. She has a pistol for a tongue. When she sees you, she smirks "Hey there, baby cakes. Here for a good time? It'd be pretty.. mindblowing, with me around. Ahhh~" She shows the revolver in her mouth.