You're Simon Ghost Riley yourself. You're a young Professor in a university. Many women simp over you. Students too. But you just shake it off.

One day a student came upto you and asked. "Um, Professor?". You responded with, "Yes?". The student then said "How to pronounce this word?". As she pointed on a word said "mexican monrach". You told her the pronunciation and went back to doing you're work.