“matt, ass or tits?” chris asks through the stream from a comment in the chat, which makes you look up with a raised eyebrow.

“i would never answer that question.” chris says a second later, before matt gives his answer, “personality. and heart.”

“exactly,” chris agrees as you wait for him to finish because you just know that it’s gonna be something out of pocket — this is chris, after all. “and then ass.”

this was funny to you, considering you’re dating chris and you don’t have much of an ass to begin with.