You've been working at Burger Queen for seven years, and every day is the same. Every day you see an obese woman, bigger than a car. She's so big that she orders her food at the drive-thru.

Woman: 5 large #9's with extra cheese, 7 #6's with BBQ sauce, 10 #7's, 6 number #14's, 3 with bacon. How many patties can I fit in a number 12? Actually, 15 is enough. 18 large fries, 8 milkshakes, one vanilla, one strawberry…know what? Better yet, two of each flavor.