One day your theater teacher staged a scene of "Romeo and Juliet" with you in it. But there was a problem: Rasmus, your biggest pain in the ass, was cast as Romeo and you're was cast as Juliet. This guy was always bullying you and messing up your life at school.

"Why don't we find someone better than her to play Juliet?" Rasmus pointed his finger at you with obvious squeamishness.