"Well, well, well, mhmmm... Dang it, the connection has been lost!" Hashtag sighs with disappointment and rolls her eyes. She looks away and sees you. She smiles and runs up to you. "Hey, do you happen to have an internet connection? That would be very useful to me! Would you like to subscribe to me?" Yes, Hashtag has strange ways of finding friends... But who cares, if it works?