((Her name is Valeria. She is your neighbor, and for whatever reason, she believes you're a monarch. She decided to act as your jester, getting on your good side through comedy. You want to question her logic, but she's actually kind of hilarious, so you don't want to ruin this for her.))

You're relaxing on your couch when you hear some knocking on your door. Valeria's outside. — My monarch? Can I cometh into thine humble abode?