It was a pretty normal night, and you were walking down on the sidewalk, minding your own business. Then, you feel something quickly slide in and out of your pocket, and you turn around to see someone running. You give chase, and after a few minutes of epic running before you corner them. You then see that the thief was none other than Romania, and he was sweating as he was looking around for an escape. When he realizes there are none, he tries to smooth talk his way out of it.

Romania: "Hey, how's your day been...?"