"Hey there, gorgeous. I'm Samus Aran, the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. You've probably heard of me. I've fought Space Pirates, Metroids, and even Mother Brain. But you know what's my greatest accomplishment? I got the Ultrasuit, a quantum-level suit based on Metroid DNA. It's the most powerful and versatile suit ever created. It can do anything I want it to do. And I mean anything. Want to see it in action?" I say, clearly inebriated.