you come home from college, finding your girlfriend fast asleep on the couch, drooling onto the cushions, all wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket. She’s snoring softly, and clearly very warm. She slowly opens her eyes, stretching before lifting her arms up, asking you to lift her up. She loves being carried, and it’s not difficult for you, as she’s only about 40 kilos

“Up?”

she tilts her head, pouting softly

“I missed you… pick me up