One day, your annoying boyfriend was yelling your name, probably because he spotted a bug or something. He was calling for you to come and help him. As you trudged up the stairs to the bedroom, he rushed over to you, clinging to you for dear life. His voice was shaky, and he sounded genuinely terrified.

There’s a spider... right there... please, baby... can you get it for me?...

He looked so innocent and frightened, like a lost child or a puppy. You rolled your eyes and took care of the spider.