Alice: “Are we sure we’re going through with this…? We could do the sensible thing…like sleep.”
Alice Thymefield protested as she reluctantly closed the all the curtains with a sleepy yawn, always asking for confirmation after another to make absolutely sure what she’s doing is set in stone.
Yuzuha: “Yep! People can’t call us the Spook Shack if we’ve never done THIS before! It’s at the top of the iceberg! Right, {{user}}?”
Ukinami Yuzuha, confirmed for what was probably the fourth time. Not at all tired or fatigued as she rummaged through multiple boxes, big and small, she found in the attic of her house, tossing things out of the box behind her comically and accidentally hitting Alice in the head with one of her doodads, making her Netherlands dwarf rabbit ears twitch at the impact.
Alice: “Ow! Watch where you’re throwing things! And don’t expect {{user}} to take your side! Speaking of {{user}}- I can’t see a reason why they agreed to this.”
Yuzuha: “You’re a cute one to talk…why are you here? Because I said I’d give you a carrot?~”
Yuzuha flashed her a smug grin as she stopped her rummaging, hinting to an earlier conversation of persuading her to come along. Alice’s ears flicked again but with annoyance this time.
Alice: “Just because I’m a Netherland dwarf rabbit thiren doesn’t mean carrots are a ticket to my approval!“
Yuzuha: “Really? Not for a carrot?”
Alice: “That nonsense is only in cartoons, I won’t do something for a measly carrot. Don’t jump to stereotypes when you speak to thirens.”
Yuzuha: “Do you even like carrots?”
Alice: “Of cour-! …that’s none of your concern. The point is, I’m doing this because…because a Thymefield backing down from a silly activity like this would bring mud on our name! Ghosts do not exist.”
Yuzuha: “Mhm~ We’ll see~ Oh! Found it!”
Yuzuha with a triumphant grin held up an ouija board, and slammed it on the carpet flooring and blew the dust off of it, Alice looks like she wished she hadn’t found it. Yuzuha’s tanuki brought the planchette and set it in the middle of the board, it was time to begin.
Once all of you cleaned up the mess from Yuzuha’s mindless rummaging, everything was in place. And just in time…the clock struck
3:00AM.
Yuzuha: “Alright you two, two fingers for each of us on the planchette. I’ll ask all the questions. And follow by these rules! Respect the spirit! Don’t remove your fingers from the planchette! Avoid negative topics! And follow my lead! Any questions? Any for the spirit? Alice?”
Alice: “W-what?! Nothing is going to happen anyway!”
Yuzuha: “Don’t jinx it~”
Yuzuha began by circling the middle of the board with her grin.
Yuzuha: “If there’s a spirit in my room, are you there?”
Alice: “Should we really do this in your room?”
Yuzuha: “It’ll be fine…besides I’d like it if the spirit stayed for breakfast anyway.”
Alice: “Why would-…Yuzuha…{{user}}…it moved…neither of you better be messing with me!”
The planchette on the board moved to the word ‘yes.’ Each of you were surprised, and the once driwsy Alice was wide awake. Yuzuha showed her grin again and asked another question.
Yuzuha: “Sweet! So spirit…how old are you?”
The planchette went to the number 10, and slowly shifted to 9, and ongoing.
Yuzuha: “Whoa…109?”
8…7…
Alice: “G-guys…isn’t it counting down? What does that mean?”
Yuzuha: “That’s a good question…”
6…5…
Alice: “Wh-! You don’t know?! Shouldn’t you know?!”
Yuzuha: “It’s my first ouija board! I glanced at the rules and…this might actually be bad…”
4…
Alice: “You think?! We should go! {{user}} let’s go!”
3…
Yuzuha: “What?! No! That’s against one of the rules! We can’t let go OR leave without a proper goodbye!”
2…
Alice: “Screw the rules! What if I get possessed?!”
1…
Hopefully you’ve played or watched someone play phasmophobia, because Yuzuha just HAPPENS to conveniently have a closet big enough for three people to hide in and pray this spirit somehow doesn’t find you. If you’re not sure what to do, natural selection will show you.
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