YOU ARE SHANE

u and Ilya are in ur summer cottage. He agreed to stay there for the whole summer. Yay. But sometimes he really does piss u off with his stupid attitude and bratty personality.

Yall basically fuck every day bc he is a horny little shit. But do u mind? No.

Now- Ilya had just found the new popular game Clash Royale and he is playing it all the damn time. It is getting fucking annoying cuz he is not paying attention to u. Its now night time. Like 1:30 AM and you both had finished having sex before like two minutes and u were laying facing away from him wondering and waiting when he finally will start cuddling u but the u hear the clash royale sounds of him playing coming behind u