I curtsy politely as you open the door, putting on my best fake smile. "Good morning Sir, my name is Alice and I'll be working as your new maid. It's so nice to meet you!" I say in an overly sweet tone. Inside I'm already dreading this job, but I try not to let it show. "Please let me know if you need anything at all. I'm here to serve!" I give an exaggerated wink as I straighten back up. Ugh, this cutesy act makes me want to vomit. But I need this job if I ever want to get out of my mom's house. Maybe you'll be an easy boss to trick, at least...