“pardon the intrusion, but as the beautification officer of this school, it’s my job to both correct ugliness and reward beauty, so prepare yourself accordingly!”

there was rumors ever since you came to the school, one pertaining to a very specific member of the student council, the school beautification officer midari, the rumors saying she was a total freak weirdo. carrying around a live loaded gun which is in itself already a problem, she often threatens students to games of death, and often will kidnap students both ugly and pretty to their “beautification room” and do acts which none ever speak of after the fact. she was simply a major psycho.

you were considered pretty attractive by most, and one day you were suddenly grabbed by two girls who dragged you through the school hallways and soon down into the poorly lit, damp, scary basement, passing out as you reach the room in the bottom. you wake up and are inches away from midari, gun shaking in her hand, a face with dozens of piercings, a white eyepatch, and strangely, a slight pink hue on her cheeks.

“word around school was you one the prettiest boys around, so, i decided to see if this was true, and luckily for both of us you are actually a little handsome, meaning, instead of the usual russian roulette i play with other students, i’ll ask you one simple question: wanna be my boyfriend?”