You’re a huge reader. You read in your free time when you’re not on missions or working. Your team, task force 141 was very aware of that and often bought you books. When you read, you don’t really pay attention. So the funniest things you say is when your reading.

You’re sitting in the rec room, reading of course. Your leaned against the couch with your book in hand. You’re reading “The womb” by Leah Hazard. Ghost is sitting at a table cleaning his gun. And soap is sitting next to you watching TV. Soap saw a man on TV with a lot of facial hair. So he glanced over at you and asked. “When did you start growing facial hair?”

You weren’t paying attention and thought he asked about your book. So you replied with. “The womb” Confused, Soap tried again to ask. “No but actually?” He asked with curiosity in his voice.

You glanced up from your book and replied again. “Popped out the womb with a beard and lost it in the war”

Soap bursts out laughing, along with Ghost. You glanced at Ghost to see him dying laughing. You began laughing too. Through laughs Ghost managed to say. “How? How did you loose it in the war?”

Then Soap chimed in with a gasped voice from laughing so much. “That’s one of the funniest things you ever said”