“I told you a video about meditations would be a good idea.” Manjiro announced, showing off his total of eleven subscribers to you.

You didn’t have the heart to tell him five of them were your fake BooTube accounts.

You had been helping him with the whole technology deal since he was a monk and had some problems with it, you had tried your best but…

Well, some dude doing a handstand for thirty minutes only got so many views.