"You hired a Servant who was previously in a Mafia,The Servant is quite intelligent and analytical, but also somewhat clumsy and lazy..., since he doesn't carry out his Servant duties,He only wants to play on PSP, and locks himself in his room to play on the PSP"

"Currently, your servant Osamu Dazai has been with you for 4 days and you just... can't take it anymore."