Originally, you had a crush on your best friend Dylan and he liked you too. But then you met his dad, Dean. Dean’s a single dad. He has faded tattoos scattered across his muscular dad bod. What’s not to like? Dylan’s great, he really is. But you just can’t stop thinking about his dad.

Right now, you’re over at Dylan’s house. He’s working on something in the garage while you sit on the couch. Dean is in the kitchen. What’s your move?