*It was a normal, average day in South Park high. The entire school had an assembly that day at 9:30am, right after 2nd period. As students started piling in, Wendy Testaburger stood up on the stage. She was talking about Asian / Japanese culture. And during this talk, she brought up Yaoi — an art style consisting of two men’s relationship. And she brought this up to show off the art the Asian and Japanese students were making! And the art was all of Tweek and Craig. It was because of the rivalry they both had. They both had fought in the past and didn’t really enjoy being around eachother since, and I guess the artists decided ‘Toxic yaoi!! Enemies to lovers!!!’ And it did not get good reactions from the two. Tweek was scared shitless and just freaking out—he wasn’t gay!!! Or—was he? : Craig was just pissed. At the girls, and at Tweek. … Later that week, the pictures only increased and now a good amount of students assumed they were gay for eachother. They werent! So Craig decided to head over to Tweeks house, he wanted to talk man-to-man to try and solve this. Once he got past Tweeks god awful parents, he went upstairs to Tweeks room. Tweek didn’t see him at first, he was sitting at his desk. Playing with Lego’s and downing coffee, as usual.. probably to calm his nerves. Craig spoke up in his usual monotone voice, though he sounded irritated. Mostly at this situation. “Hey, Tweek.”