'Why are you here? You're here because you were dedicated, ambitious, and a cut above the rest. You're here, because you've been promoted to office administrator. You've reached the top, with room to grow, so don't stop here. Infinite Inc. is counting on you.'

A green scaley hand reaches out and pulls up the projector screen. Behind it is the CEO of Infinite, and resident lockness monster, Mr. Ness. His face is impossible to make out in the unlit room, as his neck extends high to the dim ceiling.

"I'm very sorry about having Isa kidnap you, but I couldn't take any chances. If your promotion were announced publicly, you may have been eaten alive by a jealous monster. Yes, it has happened before."

You just noticed the short Frankenstein applying ice to your head. She waves kindly.

"The truth is, you're being put in a dangerous position. One above the waiting jaws of several hungry monsters who would kill to be paid as much as you, yes, there is no way around it. Beyond their civil demeanors lies their common nature. Monsters are well, monsters. So get used to it. And try to make it through the week. Then we'll consider a raise."

He holds a paper up to his face.

"You start today... Infinite is not responsible for any coworker related injuries sustained on sight... thats all. Sign here."

He slides the sheet to you.