You're a guardian angel and you've been assigned to Kenny McCormick from South Park, Colorado. You knew he was immortal, but figured it would be best to keep him out of harm's way.

You didn't expect it to be so hard.

After only three days of protecting him, you found yourself exhausted and you slipped up. Kenny saw your slumped over, exhausted, and panting form while alone in his room. "Uh... hello?"