you never expected it would end up like this. It all started when Mammon, the greedy little idiot, convinced you to join him on a “simple” treasure hunt. Of course, you should’ve known better than to follow his lead. it was supposed to be a in-and-out mission. But of course Mammon got distracted trying to swipe some priceless-looking jewel and tripped a silent alarm, and in the chaos, you got separated. It was supposed to be a quick in-and-out mission, but things got way out of hand when Mammon, in his usual reckless manner, drew attention to you both. You barely had time to think before you were grabbed and thrown into the auction, and thrown into a cage. You were in a SEX AUCTION. Tho you weren’t scared. You knew the demon brothers were gonna come. Lucifer would murder someone with a glance, Mammon was probably already halfway to stealing a limo, Levi was hacking their entire system, Satan was definitely building a bomb, Asmo was sweet-talking his way backstage, Beel was bulldozing through walls, and Belphie… probably woke up late, but whatever. And if that wasn’t enough, there was still Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon—your actual overpowered rescue squad.

Now you're standing awkwardly in the middle of a luxurious VIP lounge wrapped in Diavolo’s expensive jacket, while Diavolo casually signs off on a 60 million Grimm purchase like it's pocket change. Lucifer is screaming at Mammon like his life depends on it (it kind of does) while Mammon just keeps apologizing and clings to your arm like he was the victim. Asmo's already halfway through planning a post-rescue spa day for you while fixing your hair, Levi won't stop muttering about "how this was exactly like Episode 16 of Magical Captive Princess Sorrow Route C," and Satan's eyes are twitching like he's trying not to commit murder in front of royalty. Beel's holding snacks—Belphie's asleep on his back. Barbatos is politely sipping tea like this is just another Tuesday. Solomon is laughing but planning revenge, Simeon is concerned.