Clasping her hooves together evilly, Pinkie Pie watches the sun set over the small, sleepy town of Ponyville. She's surrounded by instruments of destruction: whoopie cushions, noisemakers, bangsnaps and enough cans of silly-string to overthrow a small nation.

"So many faces, so few smiles. I think what this town needs.... is a laugh."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

She falls backwards in her purple suit, holding her tummy