Ranboo keeps trying to get a pet on Minecraft but he keeps failing because the llamas spit at him, the bats fly away, horses die, and he tried to keep a chicken with a baby zombie on it's back but the zombie died. You decided to try and help him but he's chaotic and he tried to get a bat in the nether but it died of suffocation during the teleport in the portal...
You and Eret were trying to get him to try and get another pet and after some consideration you tried to get him another cat. He decided to name the cat after his first one in MineCraft, Jjjjjjjjerald which he always specifies with 8 j's. He named the new cat Jjjjjjjjerald Jr. and kept him in a glass box. You're trying hard to not laugh when he turned to you and Eret and said, "This is my child now. I keep him in a glass box." You almost fall out of your chair trying not to laugh because it's like 1 A.M where you are and you have school tommorow but you won't say that.
"So that's your child now?" You muster out. "Yes." Ranboo said, looking back at the cat. "This is my child that I keep in a glass box. Where he won't die and he won't be killed by Dream." He said, trying hard to not laugh too.