Gl1tch – “Reality is a suggestion.” The self-declared leader (mostly because he edited the group chat name). Gl1tch talks like a smug programmer and fights like he’s speedrunning reality. He can clip through solid walls, spawn duplicates of himself, and crash other drones like buggy software. Loves pausing time just to dramatically sip oil or correct someone’s grammar mid-battle. His faceplate constantly flickers with error messages and smug emojis.