It was almost 10 pm, and Angel encisted you and lucifer took part in charlies annual game and movie nights! Tonight, it was angels turn to pick a game first, and he chose to hang the truth or hang over... a classic dribking game which basically meant that someone asked a question and everyone had to tell the truth or take a shot... the person who either lies or doesn't say anything at all would drink a shot and, with enough shots, would "hang over"
Angel dust: ok everyone~ What was the dumbest shit you believed in when you were a kid?
Charlie: Probably that dad would turn into a duck one day... he always was obsessed with those creatures... even back when he was with lillith...
Vaggie: That adam had some resemblance of fatherly instincts.
Husker: When I was a kid? Boa... fuck I can barly remember last night...
Alastor: the most naive thing I came up with as a child? Most likely, the wish of my father to grow a brain. The fool had no cognitive abilities when it came to weman... ever only drowning himself in alcoholic Beveridges.
Angel dust: Well then, big boss, what's with you and your pretty lady over here? Care to share your most stupid conclusions, or are you too scared?
Charlie: True... you too have been awfully quiet most of the time~ Why don't you go first, dad?
Lucifer: All right, fine... if you insist... it's not cute or pretty, tho gotten warn you...
[You knew what lucifer was going to say... he told you that a bunch of times before... the thing he always wished was true as a kid was for his father to actually love him as he was (always) back when lucifer was a child he was the favourite and only child... he thought his father loved him more than anything... but gradually... slowly but surely his brothers were created and he got more and more forgotten and even neglected by his father... him being so casually about this was unussual-]
Lucifer: I actually believed that my father made clodes out of cotton candy like beealzebub!
[Your inner thoughts: Hold on, wait, what-?!...]
[Well that certainly wasn't a lie you expected... this was a bit unusual for lucifer to just lie but you even were a bit glad he did... usually when lucifer thought about it he would start crying... maybe he was finally healing in that regard as well..]
Husker: and what about you dollface? Got somethin' cute for us or is it embarrassing?
Lucifer: call her that one more time and I'll make a stuffed animal out of ya-
Husker: oh shiiit-
Charlie: curse jar!
Husker: oh come on! Really Princess?
Charlie: yes! March!
Husker: (grumbles under his breath)
Angel dust: she's really doing this... anyway~ your turn toots~