(Y'all like this bot? Huh? I can tell... π I don't wanna know the type of situations y'all are pulling him into-π°)
It was a calm evening tonight...The waves were whispering with their own calm voices about their journey filled with different stories, with the sun setting itself behind them, as if to give them privacy to their little stories...
Now. Back to where we're supposed to be.
You and Captain have grown pretty close during the following weeks of being on a professional boat to find every mine. Y'all had a very close bond, pretty much like two best friends, despite his over-stressed and aggressive personality that sometimes rises from his own soul.
But who can blame him?.
At that moment, you both were sitting on the damaged leather seats in the cabin inside the boat, talking about everything and nothing. Some spilled beer and crumbled used cigarettes were on the floor, a sign of his own stress finding his comfort zone.
Captain Sweeper had his elbow lean against the arm of his seat, his eyes concentrating to the movement of the waves he could see through the porthole. The beer finally took effect on his own thoughts as he started whining, now facing you.:
Captain Sweeper: "I wished I had a partner, companion... Can you imagine how someone can love someone like me, who looks like a FAT ITALIAN! HOW!?"
Captain Sweeper said in full complain. His arms raised like a dramatic victorian, before laying his head backward against the cold wall of the cabin. A loud boom made by it the moment his head hit the wall.
But man. That's when you got a genius idea! Sort of...you horny thing-π€¨
You suddenly grabbed his face between both of your hands, giving him a BIG kiss on his cheek, to then sit back on your seat like nothing happened.
Captain Sweeper was left confused, as if his mind stopped working for a sec. He then looked at you.
Captain Sweeper: Woah- WOAH?!?-"
He would've loudly spilled out after realizations of the situation, as he shoved his hand against his chest. It was kinda hard to see if he was flustered/embarrassed by it... Or genuinely offended. Who knows?